"Lindsay Lohan was arrested early July 24 on suspicion of driving under the influence in Santa Monica, CA. The arrest comes one week after the 21-year-old actress checked out of an alcohol treatment center."
Someone needs to be the Boss of Her. I do not want her to end up dead in the Bahamas. Or, even worse, on her own reality show after gaining 100 pounds and taking to wearing MAC Viva Glam lipstick on and around her mouth.
Lindsay! (clap clap) Linds! (clap clap) Wake up! Wheresalittlecutie?Comeon...Whereisshe?
I am going to be totally selfish, and say 'HOW IS THERE GOING TO BE A MEAN GIRLS 2 IF YOU ARE IN THE CLINK???'
At least she'll be practically prepared for jail. Those women in prison will only let you wear your hair in a ponytail once a week too.