Rich was reading my Training Episodes, and was asking me what "MENS" was an acronym for, and said that the all caps was "throwing him off".
I explained it was just "mens" in big capital letters. You know, to emphasize importance, and the fact that the training is not for BOYS.
But, we can't have Rich being thrown off, as it might induce random dancing:
So I thought "Hmmm, maybe we should make up an definition for MENS". And when I say "we" I mean "you".