And then, of course, my dad came through with this one:
In addition to my constant, Luke Wilson, I do have other celebrity crushes. I just can never remember who they are, unless someone brings them up in conversation. Like, if I'm ever in a group of people, and the topic of "who are your Top 5 celebrity crushes" arises, I am always stumped for the other four, until people start naming guys and occasionally I'll go "Oh yeah - HIM - he's on my list too..." I am not very committed to the Top 5 celebrity crush game.
However, I loved Ryan Reynolds on "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place", when he was all goofy and skinny and funny. Then he got all buff and ridiculously hot (see above photo) and engaged to Alanis Morissette (which I liked, since she's a smart, talented brunette). And THEN they broke up, but he was still all buff and ridiculously hot (are you looking at the above photo again?), and then started dating Scarlett Johansson. Hmph.
He's back on my not-entirely-concrete, floating Top 5 list (when I can remember it), because of this recent quote regarding the excessive SWAG offered to celebrities at entertainment events:
"I have very little patience with all that stuff. It's pretty crazy. It's like, 'Why don't you go to the Prada tent, or the Adidas tent', and you're like 'Is this the free shoes for the rich program?' I don't understand. Why are all these people lining up? You made 20 million last year!"
M - magnificent bastard
E - exceeds
N - norms of
S - superiority
Buff, skinny, serious, goofy, whatever. More MENS like Ryan Reynolds, please.