I know it seems like I've been preoccupied with Cameron Mathison, I know. What with my posting all the photos of him glistening or flexing or dancey-posing, or giving me that look that says "You're adorable, and I'd love to take you shoe-shopping":
But Cameron was just voted off of "Dancing With the Stars", and Netflix is sending "The Wendell Baker Story" tomorrow, so I'll be all prepared to renew my crush on you. Don't worry.
All good pretend relationships need a little space now and then.