Monday, November 19, 2007

File Under: Are You Kidding Me?

From the Australian publication, Herald Sun; interjected with my thoughtful, articulate and succinct comments:

"TOM Cruise is set to play Hugh Hefner in a new biopic of the Playboy founder’s life, and hopes that it will confound all those who doubt his acting ability..."

HANH?????

"...The 45-year-old actor, who has an 18-month-old daughter Suri with his actress wife Katie Holmes, is hot favourite..."

HANH?????

"...to portray the 81-year-old lothario in upcoming movie Playboy and is reportedly excited about the prospect of bringing Hefner’s “colourful life” to the big screen.
A source close to the actor said: 'Tom knows of Hugh’s colourful past and thinks he would be the perfect person to bring it to the big screen'..."

HANH?????

“'He also thinks the role would be a challenge for him, and would remind people of his versatility as an actor..."

Can you hear me hyperventilating here?

"... At the moment people are concentrating on his personal life, and his marriage to Katie - but he wants to remind them that he can act too.”

Well, there's the part where we know he is acting.

So, be on the lookout for "Jerry McGuire Divorces Renee Zellweger, and Moves Into Playboy Mansion".
Or "Jerry McGuire Shoplifts Multiple Pooties".
Or "Jerry McGuire's Manhood - Stronger Than Oak". Or...(you chime in here)