Me: Self, you are cranky, yes.
Self: Oh shut it.
Me: Okay, we need to get you out of the cranky-space.
Self: Maybe you didn't hear me the first time.
Me: Try thinking about all your Happy Places - do that visualization thing.
Self: May I have a cookie while I visualize?
Las Brisas, Acapulco
Sonoma Cheese Factory
Spier Winery in South Africa
Self: That was nice, but I'm going to need another cookie.