Thursday, January 10, 2008

New Pretend Word

"Wosh" - verb.

A less-sincere form of the verb "wish".

Used by extremely busy, spell-check-challenged friends, who are in such a rush to decline invitations for Drinks With The Girls, and yet still retain the illusion of wanting to join in.

Used in a sentence:

"Wosh I could make it but I have aa work dinner. If I finsh up early i'll stop by."

In our next lesson:

1) Freudian slips, related to overdrinking, and 12-step programs.
2) New Pretend Word "Finsh"

I wosh you would all finsh your homework before class.