"Wosh" - verb.
A less-sincere form of the verb "wish".
Used by extremely busy, spell-check-challenged friends, who are in such a rush to decline invitations for Drinks With The Girls, and yet still retain the illusion of wanting to join in.
Used in a sentence:
"Wosh I could make it but I have aa work dinner. If I finsh up early i'll stop by."
In our next lesson:
1) Freudian slips, related to overdrinking, and 12-step programs.
2) New Pretend Word "Finsh"
I wosh you would all finsh your homework before class.