We must take a break from the Austin Extravaganza! to offer up this displeasing display:
Dear John Mayer,
1 - Your Body Is Not A Wonderland
2 - This image makes me want to Scream At The Top Of My Lungs
3 - You really are Bigger Than Your Body, and that over-thong is not
And, completely unrelated to your lyrics, if I have to get bikini-waxed before donning a swimsuit, you should too.
Manscaping is relatively unheard of in Borat's hometown. You are from Fairfield, Connecticut.