Wednesday, February 6, 2008

John Mayer - Why, Georgia, Why?

We must take a break from the Austin Extravaganza! to offer up this displeasing display:

Dear John Mayer,

1 - Your Body Is Not A Wonderland

2 - This image makes me want to Scream At The Top Of My Lungs

3 - You really are Bigger Than Your Body, and that over-thong is not

And, completely unrelated to your lyrics, if I have to get bikini-waxed before donning a swimsuit, you should too.

Manscaping is relatively unheard of in Borat's hometown. You are from Fairfield, Connecticut.