Monday, March 17, 2008
Things I Was Not Doing Tonight
1) I was NOT watching the new season of "Dancing With the Stars".
And I do not have a brand-new crush on some football player named Jason Taylor, whom I had never heard of, but with whom all other football fans were undoubtedly familiar.
I said "whom" twice.
2) I was NOT thinking that Penn Jillette, yes, magician-with-ponytail Penn Jillette, was surprisingly cute and charming during his Cha-Cha.
3) I was NOT watching the new season of "The Bachelor".
It is positively absurd that this show is still being aired. And possibly more absurd that I am still watching it.
All those clamoring bachelorettes, in their loud, sequined dresses. It hurts my eyes.