Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Open Letter to Anyone

Is anyone reading this?

If "no" - then pleass essplain why not. What? It is too available? It doesn't give you your "space"? It gives you ultimatums? What?

It's too serious? Too informative? Too focused on the election? What?

I be posting EVERY day. EVERY DAMNED DAY.

Set it as your home page.

Mark it as a "Favorite".

Tell everyone you know that bad things will happen to them if they don't visit the site once a day.

Holiday Golightly should make you happy.

I write, so that you are happy.

Something that might not make you happy?

That's right. If you don't pay little Holiday Golightly a visit, Paris Hilton will be cast in the remake of "Breakfast at Tiffany's". Do you want that on your conscience?