Alternate title: Four words I never thought I'd say.
Michael Bay - you know, the director who does all the monstrous explosion movies, with overly dramatic musical scores? Well, he directed "Transformers", and is going to be directing "Transformers 2 - more transforming" (probably not the actual title), and has asked Megan Fox to gain weight for her role. Word on the street is that he doesn't like skinny girls. No offense to skinny girls, but that rocks. I'm going to have a sandwich.