Out of curiosity, I Googled "best place to celebrate Thanksgiving". One site claims they "rely on quantifiable information to construct our studies", which was good enough for me. I get most of my information from Wikipedia.
The best place to celebrate Thanksgiving, according to my scientific search, is Akron, Ohio, due to its Midwestern location (although many Ohioans claim to be from the East Coast), and the number of people invited to dinners and the number of dishes served.
I still think it would be most fun to return to Plimouth Plantation to partake in a 17th Century feast. A "charger of Holland cheese and fruit" would really hit the spot right about now.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!